The US Homeland Security Department has urged US citizens to prepare for a Zombie invasion. Not because they expect one though. They figure that preparing for a Zombie attack is the same as preparing for natural disasters so why not make it fun?
“The zombies are coming!” the Homeland Security Department says.
Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you’re prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.
Erm… Most of the movies I’ve seen do not make Zombie attacks look fun! Quite the opposite, actually! Whereas for a natural disaster I’d stockpile food and medical supplies; for a Zombie invasion I’d buy as many guns and as much ammunition as was humanly possible. Once I’ve secured my life, then I’ll worry about everything else!
Muppets.
